Ole Hulkster had never learned to hold his liquor
very well and usually puked down the front of his suit
well before he got home. One evening, he was talking
to a friend and said, "My wife said that if I come home
covered in puke one more time that she is never going
to let me go out drinking again. What am I going to
do?"

His friend advised him to keep a $10 bill in his jacket
pocket and to tell his wife that someone else had done
it and then given him the money to have his suit cleaned.

The following morning, the wife discovered the suit
covered in dried vomit and started to make threats about
cutting her man off from drinking. "But, sweetheart,
it was a guy at the pub that did that. He gave me $10
to have it cleaned; look in my jacket pocket if you
don't believe me".

The wife said "Do you know the man who did this?"

"Yeah, I think so" replied the husband "Why?"

"You might want to get some more money off him. He's...





managed to shit in your pants as well".

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