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Old 05-27-2010, 10:05 PM
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin
writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama
took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Lol, good one But i think Bush took the country to hell, Obama just left it there.
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i think you are right
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lol,,,but Obama is spending money like a Mad man....

my grand kid's, kids wont be able to get the country out of debt,,it's very sad deal for the young people to grow up into...
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