The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same Stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a
huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little
wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This
joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and
they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand?
Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the b*tch--