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On July 20, 1969, As Commander Of The Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil
Armstrong Was The First Person To Set Foot On The Moon.

His First Words After Stepping On The Moon, "that's One Small Step For
Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind," Were Televised To Earth And Heard By
Millions.

But Just Before He Reentered The Lander, He Made The Enigmatic Remark
"good Luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many People At Nasa Thought It Was A Casual Remark Concerning Some Rival
Soviet Cosmonaut.

However, Upon Checking, There Was No Gorsky In Either The Russian Or
American Space Programs.

Over The Years Many People Questioned Armstrong As To What The "good
Luck, Mr. Gorsky... Statement Meant, But Armstrong Always Just Smiled.

On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay , Florida , While Answering Questions
Following A Speech, A Reporter Brought Up The 26-year-old Question To
Armstrong. This Time He Finally Responded.

Mr. Gorsky Had Died, So Neil Armstrong Felt He Could Answer The Question.


In 1938 When He Was A Kid In A Small Mid-west Town , He Was Playing
Baseball With A Friend In The Backyard.

His Friend Hit The Ball, Which Landed In His Neighbor's Yard By The
Bedroom Windows.

His Neighbors Were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As He Leaned Down To Pick Up The Ball, Young Armstrong Heard Mrs. Gorsky
Shouting At Mr. Gorsky.


"Sex! You Want Sex?! You'll Get Sex When The Kid Next Door Walks On The
Moon!"
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Old 07-28-2010, 05:36 PM
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On July 20, 1969, As Commander Of The Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil
Armstrong Was The First Person To Set Foot On The Moon.

His First Words After Stepping On The Moon, "that's One Small Step For
Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind," Were Televised To Earth And Heard By
Millions.

But Just Before He Reentered The Lander, He Made The Enigmatic Remark
"good Luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many People At Nasa Thought It Was A Casual Remark Concerning Some Rival
Soviet Cosmonaut.

However, Upon Checking, There Was No Gorsky In Either The Russian Or
American Space Programs.

Over The Years Many People Questioned Armstrong As To What The "good
Luck, Mr. Gorsky... Statement Meant, But Armstrong Always Just Smiled.

On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay , Florida , While Answering Questions
Following A Speech, A Reporter Brought Up The 26-year-old Question To
Armstrong. This Time He Finally Responded.

Mr. Gorsky Had Died, So Neil Armstrong Felt He Could Answer The Question.


In 1938 When He Was A Kid In A Small Mid-west Town , He Was Playing
Baseball With A Friend In The Backyard.

His Friend Hit The Ball, Which Landed In His Neighbor's Yard By The
Bedroom Windows.

His Neighbors Were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As He Leaned Down To Pick Up The Ball, Young Armstrong Heard Mrs. Gorsky
Shouting At Mr. Gorsky.


"Sex! You Want Sex?! You'll Get Sex When The Kid Next Door Walks On The
Moon!"

And thats how Mr.Gorsky got me into the astronaut program but thats a different story.
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:11 PM
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it must of been hard to hold it in all those years. now that was funny !
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